We here at GlobalDom, along with our global
network of companies, offering a wide variety
of products and services from food production
your internet surfing habits in and out of
our network. In short, we know EVERYWHERE
you go online. You have no secrets from us.
You may be wondering what
we do with that
Well, we don't really need
to tell you, but
since there's nothing you
can do about it
anyway, we'll explain.
We track the data to use for advertising
purposes within our network of companies.
We also sell the data to the highest bidder
and provide it to black ops government groups
bent on keeping the enemy down.
How it works:
Let's say you visit an alcohol addiction
website in attempt to get information on
how to quit drinking. Through our global
reach of ads and secretly installed adware,
we are able to not only track you through
your IP address, but also serve advetisements
for alcoholic products you might enjoy straight
to your computer.
Did you visit a medical site recently to
inquire about cancer? Well, there's a good
chance we'll pass that information along
to your insurance provider and you can kiss
your coverage goodbye. This is just one of
several ways that we protect our corporate
What else we do with your data:
We also use data of your websurfing habits
to provide our employees with a good laugh.
Really, you'd be surprised at the websites
that some high profile Democratic political
leaders visit. Do you have any idea how many
prominent liberals are actively invovled
in the seedy underbelly of the furry community?
Note: By visiting our website, you agree
to all terms outlined on this page and any
terms which may be outlined in future revisions
of this page, as well as provisions which
are outlined at our corporate site. It is
up to you to monitor this page for any changes
to our policy. You never know when we will
update the page, or how many times we might
update the page. For instance, last March,
one hour. Site visitors were forced to abide
even though it could have conceivably changed
up to 17 times during the course of one visit
to the website. Of course, being liberals
who never want to take PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY,
we got one asshole who claimed, "That's
no fair, you can't force me to give you my
first born son!" Even though it was
17.49.22 SECTION 19, SUBSECTION 12.5 C II.
Our lawyers proved otherwise.
is an agreement, fucker.