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Meet the cast:
 Big Blue: You may recognize this lovable lug as the
former mascot for Burger Shack, named after
the Big Blue, a quadruple cheeseburger with
blue buns. However, after an e coli scare
perpetuated by the liberal media, Burger
Shack abandoned the ad campaign and fired
Big Blue. Luckily, the mascot was able to
find a job with the Best Kids Show Ever,
where he bides his time, plotting an elaborate
vengeance upon evil leftists and vegans.
 Brad and Thad: Brad and Thad are roommates that could not
be more different! While
Brad is tall, thin,
athletic and neat with
a perfectly shaved
crotch, Thad is dumpy,
frumpy and lazy.
The one thing these two
hetero guys have
in common is their hate
for gays!
Brad is a hairdresser by profession with
a love for Broadway and scrap booking. Thad
is a high school wrestling coach who loves
watching football, wrestling and pretty much
any sport involving big, sweaty men pounding
each other mercilessly.
When they aren't dishing
on Hollywood actors
they know are queer, Brad
and Thad can be
heard calling right wing
talk radio shows
to parrot the hosts' anti-homosexual
agenda.
 Shaky Snake: A nervous Nellie, always afraid of some
impending doom, real like complex terrorist
plots and gay marriage destroying the sanctity
of marriage, or imagined, like global warming.
 KARLIN:This foul-mouthed liberal is the token leftie
on the show, mandated by
Federal laws. Living
in a trash can, this tourettes
addled hippie
is a horrible example for
children, and thusly
given only the minimum
legally obligated
screen time per week.
MORE TO COME SOON!
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